St.Bartholomue’s Dragon
There are a couple things that every clergy member at St.Bartholomue’s west minister Abby all know: 1. Brother Jacob only makes whole wheat communion wafers.
2. Jacobs communion wafers make a pretty good improve glue, given some water and a light pounding.
3. Do not try to chew or swallow the wafers/glue (see point two).
4. Do not try to feed the communion wafers to the dragon. It won't like them either.
It is on account of the last point that the clergy members also know what to do when a dragon the size of their church finds its jaws fused shut with holy, whole wheat glue.
The dragon is not a particularly awful landlord. It mostly sleeps all day, its tail curled around the Abby's chimney for warmth and its massive talons hanging off the roof like lazy icicles. Sometimes it will thump its tail if the organ plays Sweet Mother of Mine, but it usually does not seem to mind the hymns. And it, for the most part, does not interfere with the service. Sure, new clergy members will still cast their eyes upwards at the scrabble of claws and the heavy "Hurmph" it makes when it drops its heavy, wedge shaped head into the roof, but after a few months of creaking rafters, they too will get used to a 40 foot dragon sleeping above them.
There are only three things that the dragon knows:
1. Eating all of the little bald people makes the chimney stop being warm.
2. Sometimes there is a horrid racket from his hoard, and sometimes the racket is softer, less horrid.
3. Do not eat the crackers.
Title: St. Bartholomue’s Dragon
Medium: Digital on Card
Size: Various Available
St.Bartholomue’s Dragon
There are a couple things that every clergy member at St.Bartholomue’s west minister Abby all know: 1. Brother Jacob only makes whole wheat communion wafers.
2. Jacobs communion wafers make a pretty good improve glue, given some water and a light pounding.
3. Do not try to chew or swallow the wafers/glue (see point two).
4. Do not try to feed the communion wafers to the dragon. It won't like them either.
It is on account of the last point that the clergy members also know what to do when a dragon the size of their church finds its jaws fused shut with holy, whole wheat glue.
The dragon is not a particularly awful landlord. It mostly sleeps all day, its tail curled around the Abby's chimney for warmth and its massive talons hanging off the roof like lazy icicles. Sometimes it will thump its tail if the organ plays Sweet Mother of Mine, but it usually does not seem to mind the hymns. And it, for the most part, does not interfere with the service. Sure, new clergy members will still cast their eyes upwards at the scrabble of claws and the heavy "Hurmph" it makes when it drops its heavy, wedge shaped head into the roof, but after a few months of creaking rafters, they too will get used to a 40 foot dragon sleeping above them.
There are only three things that the dragon knows:
1. Eating all of the little bald people makes the chimney stop being warm.
2. Sometimes there is a horrid racket from his hoard, and sometimes the racket is softer, less horrid.
3. Do not eat the crackers.
Title: St. Bartholomue’s Dragon
Medium: Digital on Card
Size: Various Available
